A trip to Windhoek without a trip to Joe's Beerhouse means you may die without reading the words "our house wine is Jagermeister" before walking past an outside toilet, a fish pond and a car poised on a makeshift ceiling. Don't live in regret, ek se. Famed for its steaks which can be everything from kudu to crocodile, Joe's is pretty much a carnivore's wet dream.